Friday, September 3, 2010

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Funny things my daughter said.

Yasmin, Age 4 blurted ...
I spent some of the weekend drawing castles, princesses and knights with Yasmin:

Yasmin: daddy, can you draw another knight

Me: sure!

Yasmin: will he be wearing a soup of armour?

Me: ...

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The funniest thing my son said

The funniest thing my son said

Kids say. You post. We laugh.

*Who we are:* Squirt Blurt was founded in 2010 by breeders and non-breeders alike who found that the candid observations of the little people in their lives left them in stitches more often then not. And the desire to share these antidotes with everyone they knew combined with their love of technology drove them to create

*Why we did it:* Who hasn't stifled fits of giggles after witnessing conversations that go something like this:

Matthew: Granpa, when were you born?
Grandpa: A long time ago Matthew.
Matthew: I know that because you look so old.
You think: I should really write this down.

You try to retain it to memory hoping to relay the story later on. Sometimes successfully, some times not so much. That's where we come in. enables you to share the innocent, unfiltered and sometimes blunt observations of the world made by children. Producing joy and laughter for us adults (often our expense..) thus bringing brightness to our day.

*What we intend: *For this to be a family friendly site where anyone can come to share Junior's gems and Little Maddy's zingers. So come and create an account (it's free!). Post your blurts, rate other blurts, interact and share with members, or just read and laugh. Because ultimately it's all about the laughter.

After all we all know there is no one funnier then your own kid and what better way to communicate these side splitters to the world then here on Squirt Blurt.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Funny things my kid says

Mateo, Age 6 blurted ...

Funny things my kid says.
"Mom, can I have $50.00?" Um, no, how about 50 cents? "OK as long as I can have dollars"

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

What would you rather have in your stomach, Daddy...a toe nail the size of a penny, or

Tommy, Age 9 blurted ...
So I am out eating pizza with my 9 y.o. last night and he asks me this question:

"What would you rather have in your stomach, Daddy...a toe nail the size of a penny, or 10 watermelon seeds? Oh, and they will stay there forever and never digest."


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Funny kid quotes

Jennifer, Age 7 blurted ...
top 3 Funny things my kid said

Mom, make me a good hamburger, just like McDonalds.

I would rather daddy drive, mom is always crashing

Mom, I like beer (at age 3 while in line for food and everyone stared at me the entire time)
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Walking the Dog

Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...

Yesterday we took our dog for a walk. As we were walking through the neighborhood a car passed us and I waved. The driver in the car waved back. Mateo asked, "Mom, do you know that person?". I replied, "no". He then asked,"Well then why did you wave at them?" I proceeded to explain that I was being polite. He then asked, "Are dogs polite?"