Vote for SquirtBlurt

Funny things my daughter said.

Yasmin, Age 4 blurted ...

Nick

I spent some of the weekend drawing castles, princesses and knights with Yasmin:

Yasmin: daddy, can you draw another knight

Me: sure!

Yasmin: will he be wearing a soup of armour?

Me: ...

Read more at SquirtBlurt.com

The funniest thing my son said

Kids say. You post. We laugh.

*Who we are:* Squirt Blurt was founded in 2010 by breeders and non-breeders alike who found that the candid observations of the little people in their lives left them in stitches more often then not. And the desire to share these antidotes with everyone they knew combined with their love of technology drove them to create SquirtBlurt.com.

*Why we did it:* Who hasn't stifled fits of giggles after witnessing conversations that go something like this:

Matthew: Granpa, when were you born?
Grandpa: A long time ago Matthew.
Matthew: I know that because you look so old.
You think: I should really write this down.

You try to retain it to memory hoping to relay the story later on. Sometimes successfully, some times not so much. That's where we come in.

SquirtBlurt.com enables you to share the innocent, unfiltered and sometimes blunt observations of the world made by children. Producing joy and laughter for us adults (often our expense..) thus bringing brightness to our day.

*What we intend: *For this to be a family friendly site where anyone can come to share Junior's gems and Little Maddy's zingers. So come and create an account (it's free!). Post your blurts, rate other blurts, interact and share with members, or just read and laugh. Because ultimately it's all about the laughter.

After all we all know there is no one funnier then your own kid and what better way to communicate these side splitters to the world then here on Squirt Blurt.

Funny things my kid says

Mateo, Age 6 blurted ...

Funny things my kid says.
"Mom, can I have $50.00?" Um, no, how about 50 cents? "OK as long as I can have dollars"

What would you rather have in your stomach, Daddy...a toe nail the size of a penny, or

Tommy, Age 9 blurted ...

So I am out eating pizza with my 9 y.o. last night and he asks me this question:

"What would you rather have in your stomach, Daddy...a toe nail the size of a penny, or 10 watermelon seeds? Oh, and they will stay there forever and never digest."

WTF???

From SquirtBlurt.com

Funny kid quotes

Jennifer, Age 7 blurted ...

top 3 Funny things my kid said

Mom, make me a good hamburger, just like McDonalds.

I would rather daddy drive, mom is always crashing

Mom, I like beer (at age 3 while in line for food and everyone stared at me the entire time)

Read these and more on SquirtBlurt.com

Walking the Dog

Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...

Yesterday we took our dog for a walk. As we were walking through the neighborhood a car passed us and I waved. The driver in the car waved back. Mateo asked, "Mom, do you know that person?". I replied, "no". He then asked,"Well then why did you wave at them?" I proceeded to explain that I was being polite. He then asked, "Are dogs polite?"

http://www.squirtblurt.com/quotes/view/106/

Out of the mouths of babes

SquirtBlurt.com broadcasts your child's clever quips to an appreciative audience

By Amanda Finch Broadfoot

A parent's day is full of perfectly ordinary moments. For us, we were relaxed on the couch on a Sunday afternoon. My three-year-old son, Billy, kept demanding that we blow on his tummy, a favorite game. Then suddenly, he requested, “Blow on Mama's tummy!”

I dutifully pulled my shirt up a few inches to expose my abs – or where they used to be before two children. Delighted, he blew on my stomach a couple of seconds ... then stopped. He stood up, pulled my shirt back into place and shook his head. He explained sadly, “This tummy is too big,” before slowly walking away.

Did I get on the phone and call my mom? Record this moment in my son's baby book? Well, eventually. But thanks to a new website, SquirtBlurt.com, I can share this instantly classic piece of family history with a wide network of appreciative moms and dads.

SquirtBlurt is the brainchild of co-founder Sundy Aimee Visbal, a mom of two young children, and her two friends, Jeremy Self and John Malloy. “The idea came to us because our kids are at that age when they say really funny, precious things, and we wanted a place where we can share what our children are saying and read what others had to share,” said Visbal.

Visbal points out that while almost everyone has Facebook and Twitter accounts, those networks aren't always the appropriate place to chuckle over your kids' gutbustingly funny turns of phrase. Are the single co-workers in your Facebook network really going to appreciate what your son had to say about potty training? Will old college chums “get it” when you post your three-year-old's hilarious versions of nursery rhymes?

“My kids will say something really funny and then five minutes later I’ve forgotten what it was they said,” she explained. “Squirtblurt.com is a unique site that focuses on those cute and sometimes laugh-out-loud funny things children say.”
The process is simple: Create a free user profile -- a process that takes about a minute. Within another minute, you'll be “blurting,” typing in your favorite anecdotes and sharing them with SquirtBlurt's network of fellow parents. Once your blurt is live, others on the network can vote on its hilarity, mark it as a favorite, or make a comment.

“Hot blurts” make it to a highlighted spot on the home page, and parents with the funniest blurts can find themselves on the “Monthly” or “Daily Leaders” board. If you decide you do want to share your blurts with your Facebook friends or Twitter tweeps, a built-in click-and-share button makes the process seamless.

I should warn you, though: SquirtBlurt is highly addictive. I log on to share my kids' blurts, and find myself unable to stop reading others. Yasmin, age four, describes Little Miss Muffet, sitting on her tuffet, “eating her curtains away...” Mateo, age 7, tells his mom: “I'm a god.” Three-year-old Elizabeth informs her parents that she's “having a rough day” at 8 o'clock in the morning.

Our kids grow up too quickly. In a world that's frequently too cynical and jaded, SquirtBlurt.com lets us freeze those priceless moments of kid wisdom and for a few minutes look at the world through the innocent eyes of a child.

MSGRU3WU46UU

"Mom, I don't like this picture of me, I look fat."

Mateo, Age 7 blurted ...
"Mom, I don't like this picture of me, I look fat."

(My 7 year old says as he looks at an older photo of himself. and Um he is so not fat, he is actually waaaaay under weight. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO THIS POOR CHILD???)

Kids say. You post. We Laugh. Introducing SquirtBlurt.com

ATLANTA – June 16, 2010 - We all know kids say the darndest things and sharing them with your friends and family seems so natural, but oftentimes it’s hard to remember verbal gems the next day. That’s not a problem anymore thanks to a newly launched website called Squirt Blurt (http://www.SquirtBlurt.com), dedicated to recording and sharing the funny things kids say.

“The idea came to us because our kids are at that age when they say really funny, precious things and we wanted a place where we can share what our children are saying and read what others had to share,” says Sundy Aimee Visbal, co-founder of Squirt Blurt and mother of 2 young boys. Visbal and two friends, Jeremy Self and John Malloy, decided to create the site after sharing funny kid stories to one another through Facebook. It was then that they realized there was a need to create a common place for people to record and share these insights and witticisms of children and bring laughter and hilarity to others.

“My kids will say something really funny and then five minutes later I’ve forgotten what it was they said,” she said. “Squirtblurt.com is a unique site that focuses on those cute and sometimes laugh-out-loud funny things children say. We want it to be a place where people can post what their kids said and share with a community of people like themselves. Eventually we plan to allow parents to be able to post videos and photos to the site. We are also working on developing the mobile application. We just don’t want those wonderful moments of what kids say to be lost. And with SquirtBlurt.com, they won’t have be.”

Contact:

Jennifer Scott
info@SquirtBlurt.com
Atlanta, GA
404-513-1365
###

Skyler, age 2 blurted...

Mommy, "Skyler it's time to go." Skyler, age 2, not moving. Mommy, "What's wrong, are your legs broken??" Skyler, "Yes, I think so." Mommy carries her to the car. 2 hrs later, Mommy, "Skyler come upstairs it's time for bed." Skyler, "Oh no!! I can't move, Mommy. My legs are still broken!"

Read this and more funny things kids say at SquirtBlurt.com

Mateo, Age 6 blurted

Mateo, Age 6 blurted ...

You are the best mommy in the world
except for Michael Jackson

Becky, Age 6 blurted ...

Becky: "Daddy, you don't use the clay pot I made you."
Daddy: "I could use it for an ashtray." ( He was just kidding about that.)
Becky: ASS TRAY! Whats an ass tray?
Daddy: Its for putting butts in.
Becky grimaces and we all crack up laughing. Then we explain.

More on SquirtBlurt.com

Caroline, Age 3 blurted on Squirtblurt.com

She found a dandelion that had gone to seed, a real treasure for her. She held it delicately as she and my wife got into the car.

"Mama, I don't think 'dandelion' is a good name for this flower."

My wife asked what she thought they should be called.

"Well, the magical little ball of magical fluff looks

Read entire Squirt Blurt and many others here

Caroline, Age 3 blurted on Squirtblurt.com

My wife and Caroline were watching tv together. Caroline turned to her and cleared her throat.

Caroline: We're real, right?

Mama: Oh definitely. We're real.

Caroline: We aren't drawings or characters, right?

Mama: Right.

Caroline: We're real and we think our own things. And we live a real life, right?

Mama: Yes, I promise you that you are real and alive.

Caroline: And no one controls our thoughts.

Mama: No one.

Caroline: [suspiciously] No one that you know, anyway.

Read more squirt blurts